when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
^This is literally what i do 24.7 after following your AMAZING blog.
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
so the maintenance dude here right now is cute af god bless
he’s only 19 and he’s very sweet how cute the gods have blessed me
there’s only one bathroom so he’s working in it and i’m getting ready for work in the mirror next to him, we chattin, i have been so blessed
i finished my make up and he said “make up and women amaze me”
alright he left it was a good run
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”